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James says ‘Goodbye’

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Dear Patrons,

I regret to inform everyone that after eighteen of the greatest, most rambunctious months of my life, I’m leaving my post as Managing Editor of Flatmancrooked. Elijah Jenkins hired me on in March 2008, and together, despite ignorance and naivete, we cobbled this company together. Flatmancrooked is now on the verge of genuine success, and it pains me to leave. But I’ve decided that for personal and professional reasons I need to focus on teaching and writing this next year.

During my tenure I’ve had the opportunity to work with some amazing writers and translators, and I’ve made innumerable friends in the industry. But most importantly I want to extend my gratitude to Elijah and Deena. They’re the best colleagues I could’ve asked for, and I’ll miss serving in the trenches with them. 2010 should be a banner year for Flatmancrooked, and though I’ll be watching their success from a distance, I’ll be toasting each triumph.

Sincerely,
James Kaelan

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Flatmancrooked Publishing is releasing James’ book, We’re Getting On, as part of the Zero Emission Book Project. Check it out and get excited.

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BACK SOON!

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

Flatmancrooked’s blogs will return on January 4th, 2010 with brand new content from the authors at Big Other. We anticipate that this partnership will bring a more fruitful crop of articles to Flatmancrooked.com. We’re excited, so you should get excited, too.

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THE ZERO EMISSION BOOK PROJECT: Blowing Up!

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

We made our official announcement about the Zero Emission Book Project on Tuesday over at Word Hustler. Then, this morning, The Nervous Breakdown put our first commercial in the TNB TV section. It’s right there on the front page! Also, J. A. Tyler over at Big Other interviewed James Kaelan about the ZEB Project, and a bunch of other wheelings and dealings. There’s a bunch more press forthcoming, and we’ll keep y’all abreast of it.

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FLATMANCROOKED PRESENTS: The Newest Thousandaire

Monday, October 19th, 2009

After five long months of suspense and careful deliberation, Flatmancrooked is proud to announce the winners of the Flatmancrooked Prize For Excellent Writing Done During a Period of Great Fiscal Renewal. Our esteemed judge, Aimee Bender, hand picked the top three stories. The order is as follows:

Grand Prize:

“Un-Love Letters” by Kevin Walsh

Runner-Up:

“Cleave” by J. David Stevens

Second Runner-Up:

“Boundaries” by N.A. Jong


All three stories, in addition to the subsequent eight top contest entries, will appear in Flatmancrooked’s third print anthology. And for the next two weeks, the second and third runners-up will be featured on the website. We’d like to express our sincerest gratitude to everyone who entered; the contest was a tremendous success, and we’ve discovered some great literature because of it. We look forward to sharing it with you.

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FLATMANCROOKED’S TOP TEN FICTON CONTEST FINALISTS

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

Never has the Flatmancrooked editorial staff been so overwhelmed with amazing work. Selecting the top ten entries was insanely difficult, but the judging is out of our hands, now: we’ve sent the final stories to Aimee Bender for judging. Aimee will read the stories. In mid-October we will announce who she’s selected as the recipient of the Flatmancrooked Prize (for Excellent Writing Done During a Period of Great Fiscal Renewal), as well as the 1st and 2nd runners-up. All ten of these authors will be featured in the next print anthology, due out in early November. Here’s the list in alphabetical order:


Sean Adams

John Christy

Daniel Grandbois

N.A. Jong

Charlene Kwon

Sara Levine

Josh Peterson

J. David Stevens

Kevin Walsh

Joel Willans

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FLATMANCROOKED’S TOP FIFTEEN FICTON CONTEST SEMI-FINALISTS

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Flatmancrooked is pleased to present the top fifteen authors from the Flatmancrooked Prize For Excellent Writing Done During a Period of Great Fiscal Renewal. The contest opened on May 15th and closed on August 15th and was a tremendous success! The following fifteen names represent the editors’ picks, and all of their stories will be featured on the website over the next year. Next week, we’ll announce the top ten that we’ve sent to the inimitable Aimee Bender for judging. She will announce the winner (and recipient of 1,000, real, American dollars) on October 15th. We want to extend our gratitude and appreciation to everyone who entered; the pool of talent was remarkable, the decision-making difficult. Stay tuned for upcoming announcements on forthcoming Flatmancrooked writing contests. We’ve got a great one brewing.


And now, without further ado, our top fifteen, in alphabetical order:


Sean Adams

Liz Anderson

John Christy

Benjamin Henry DeVries

Daniel Grandbois

John Jodzio

N.A. Jong

Charlene Kwon

Sara Levine

Valerie O’Riordan

Josh Peterson

Tom Stacey

J. David Stevens

Kevin Walsh

Joel Willans


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EMMA STRAUB HAS “FLY-OVER STATE” IN HAND

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

This morning, half the copies of Fly-Over State arrived at Emma Straub’s house. Just look at that darling book! She’s signing and hand-numbering all of them. Then she’ll send them to us, and we’ll send them out to shareholders. If you haven’t helped LAUNCH Emma, you have, like two weeks left. There are only 16 shares remaining of the original 200, so get on it!

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PITCH: Brooklyn, NY

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009
Sep ’09
26
11:00 am

Ever wonder how to get your work past the slush pile? Ever wish that editors were a little more accessible? Well, wish no more. Flatmancrooked introduces PITCH: Brooklyn. Please RSVP on the Facebook page.



Here’s the idea: Flatmancrooked wants to give authors the opportunity to submit and pitch their work in-person, face-to-face with real, live editors. Details are as follows:

The event will take place at:

BROOKLYN LIBRARY — Park Slope (in the auditorium):
431 6th Ave
Brooklyn, NY 11215-4006
(718) 832-1853

Date & Time: SATURDAY, SEPT. 26th. Sign-up begins at 11am. PITCH starts promptly at 11:30am.

This event allows 80 writers two minutes to PITCH their work for potential print publication. This is a first-come, first-serve event. Be there first to ensure your opportunity to sign-up and PITCH your story. NOTE: We are allowing a max of 30 writers to sign-up early, after the book release for Emma Straub’s Fly-Over State, occurring the night before at Bookcourt.

Criteria:

Short stories: Stories that are 8k words or less will be considered for print publication in one of Flatmancrooked’s anthologies. Be prepared to present a synopsis of the story and an explanation of why you think it would be a good fit for Flatmancrooked.

Novellas: Longer stories, ranging from 8-30k words will be considered for the New Novella imprint. Be prepared to present a synopsis of the story and an explanation of why you think it would be a good fit for Flatmancrooked, and how you would envision marketing it to its potential audience.

Novels/Book-Length Manuscripts: Work longer than 40k words will be considered for the main Flatmancrooked imprint. Again, be prepared to present a synopsis of the story and an explanation for why you think it would be a good fit for Flatmancrooked, and how you would envision marketing it to its potential audience.

Format:

For short stories and novellas, we would like the full manuscript, printed and stapled with a cover sheet including complete contact information. For novels/book-length manuscripts we’d like to see the first 30 pages-or the first chapter and additional chapters that best represent the work, not to exceed 30 pages.

Feedback:

At the close of the event, the editorial staff will announce which stories, based on the PITCHES heard, are being put under consideration for publication. The rest of the submissions will receive detailed feedback about both their pitch and their story. Again, this will happen at the close of the event, at roughly 1:30pm.

Note:

Please read and review Flatmancrooked’s submission guidelines and contractual standards so that you are familiar with our model.

Hope to see 80 great writers in Brooklyn!

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THE LAUNCH COMMERCIAL: The things we do for Emma Straub

Monday, August 31st, 2009

A week ago we shot a commercial for Emma Straub’s book, Fly-Over State. Today we release it. Miles Kittredge both filmed and edited this little gem. We had a blast making it, and we hope you all have a blast watching it. Should it compel you to invest in Emma Straub’s career, go LAUNCH her!


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BEHIND THE “LAUNCH” COMMERCIAL

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

On Sunday, the Flatmancrooked crew, with help from the cinematographer and editor, Miles Kittredge, shot a little commercial endorsing the “launch” of Emma Straub. We’ll release the film next week, but in order to get you all excited, we’ve leaked the following pictures. Enjoy and disseminate. And if you haven’t invested in Emma’s career, check out her LAUNCH page.


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