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Duet for Two Pens — Review of ‘Why Translation Matters,’ by Edith Grossman

Friday, June 11th, 2010

Richard Howard | The New York Times

Does translation matter? Edith Grossman’s new book argues that it does, right in the title, and she ought to know. “Why Translation Matters” (an extended essay, really) is one of the first texts in Yale’s energetic new series, Why X Matters, each volume of which is to present a “concise argument for the continuing relevance of an important person or idea.” Certainly when X equals translation, I can imagine no defender more qualified — or, as it turns out, more querulous — than Grossman, whose version of “Don Quixote” a few years back caused a sensation in the shadowy realm of newly translated classics, and whose ulterior dealings with Hispanic splendors, ancient and modern, have stirred even so mild-mannered an assessor of cultural accomplishments as Harold Bloom to proclaim her, ominously enough, the Glenn Gould of translators. (Read More)

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As a Friend, by Forrest Gander

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

A D Jameson | Review of Contemporary Fiction

As a Friend is the short first novel by poet, translator, and essayist Forrest Gander; its four sections, intriguingly, read like chapters from four different books. The first section describes the central character Les’s birth in the hyperbolic style of a Southern gothic, while the third (and most sweetly powerful) records his girlfriend Sarah’s fragmented reflections on their relationship. The second and longest section sketches out the novel’s simple story, being a sequence of prose anecdotes narrated by Clay, a young man whose unrequited love for Les sets in motion the book’s culminating but oblique tragedy. Clay, true to his name, tells us that he’s imitating Les, remolding himself into the obscure object of his desire, though his mimicry exceeds his grasp: whereas Les slips easily through a lyrically romantic world of insects, birds, and flowers, Clay, sweating heavily, remains swarmed by gnats and ticks. (Read More)

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Papeles inesperados — Julio Cortázar

Monday, June 7th, 2010

Jay Miskowiec Rain Taxi

Published twenty-five years after Julio Cortázar’s death, Papeles inesperados (Unexpected Writings) brings together a vast range of little-known texts by the Argentine author. Though not all technically “unpublished” works, many previously having appeared in newspapers or magazines, this trove varying in style and genre offers Cortázar fans and scholars a fresh look at his work. Co-edited by Carles Álvarez Garriga and Cortázar’s literary executor and former wife, Aurora Bernárdez, Papeles inesperados is among the most important books published in Spanish in 2009.

Jorge Luis Borges said that while Mexicans descended from the Aztecs, and Peruvians from the Incas, the Argentines descended from boats. That connection, closer to the old world than the new, has often set Argentines apart culturally from other Latin Americans. Even to call Cortázar an Argentine is incomplete. Born in Brussels in 1914, he grew up in Argentina but moved to Paris in 1951, where he wrote most of his notable work and where he died. While writers like Miguel Ángel Asturias and Gabriel García Márquez were forging a style that would become known as magical realism—based upon the very history of the Americas, where one need not look beyond the reality of this world to find the magical, the astonishing, the marvelous—Cortázar would be influenced by surrealism and the novelists of the nouvel roman like Alain Robbe-Grillet and Philippe Sollers, where punctuation and syntax were as important as words in conveying character and setting. (Read More)

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Gods Are in Their Heaven, but All’s Not Right With World — Review of John Banville’s ‘The Infinities,’ ‘Elegy for April’

Monday, May 31st, 2010

Janet Maslin | The New York Times

What does a writer do when he has already won the Man Booker Prize and can make copacetic use of words like preterite, spalpeen, goitrous and phthistic? In the case of John Banville, whose accolades also include the Guinness Peat Aviation award, the answer has been to take a pseudonymous flight of escapism into genre fiction.

So this Janus-faced author has two current novels: “The Infinities,” a convoluted marvel about Greek deities wreaking havoc in the household of a dying theoretical mathematician, and “Elegy for April,” the third installment in a crime series credited to Benjamin Black. As this very busy author told an interviewer, Banville writes meticulously; Black just writes fast. It’s a toss-up as to which of them has more fun.

“The Infinities,” a much merrier novel than its premise might suggest, is the exponentially more elaborate effort. It is derived from Heinrich von Kleist’s 1807 play “Amphitryon,” about the Theban general of the title. (Synergy alert: Mr. Banville has adapted Kleist plays for the stage, including this one.) And a character in “The Infinities,” an actress, is named Helen. In addition to the other classical allusions she provides, Helen has been cast in “Amphitryon” as Alcmene, a woman seduced by mythology’s best-known stealth lady killer, Zeus. (Read More)


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The Extended Words: An Imaginary Dictionary, by Sid Gershgoren

Wednesday, May 19th, 2010

Jenny Dunning | Rain Taxi

FLUG /fləg´/ n. 1. A substance reputed to wash haze from some, but not all, early mornings. 2. By extension, any act or word or image which clears ambiguous action and verbiage from any given group of co-terminous situations selected by chance or, barring chance, by outright chicanery.

You won’t find flug in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, or even in the OED. It’s a word from Sid Gershgoren’s “imaginary dictionary,” The Extended Words. Yet, like so many of Gershgoren’s inventions, once you’ve encountered it, it seems like a word English should have.

The author of four books of poetry, Gershgoren has compiled a list of plausible-sounding words, defined them, and provided invented quotations that demonstrate their use. The words range from pure whimsy—such as galisse, a shoe that knows where its wearer wants to go and how to get there—to barbed rants aimed at intellectuals and mass culture alike, as in synecdofuge, “a device used to expel verbal, long-range, parasitic reductionisms.” Some are onomatopoetic—pecta pecta, an often fatal stuttering disorder—while others, like ikristics (frozen particles of air indistinguishable from snowflakes) wear their etymology on their sleeves. (Read More)


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DIRTY SECRET: 4 “Genre” Novels Worth Your Time

Thursday, April 29th, 2010


I’m not entirely sure why I was asked to write this or to generate this list. I haven’t read a lot of what is considered “genre” fiction although I’m gaining greater breadth in this area these days. It’s probably because I’m less snooty about books than is the venerable editor. There’s also the possibility that I simply know more about various types of writing than he does - but that’s a question for another time. In no particular order, and having made a vow not to type the name of a famous character whose initials are “H.P.,” I give you my four favorite “genre” works. One of the best things about these books is that half of them have at least one sequel; there’s nothing like seeing a character get juicier the longer you know her!
1. Outlander (and its sequels) by Diana Gabaldon. First of all, Gabaldon’s protagonist, a young British woman fresh out of nursing on the battlefields of World War II, is one of the most complex heroines I’ve ever met. She’s bold and brave, smart and sassy, but not to the point of being a caricature, which is rare. Gabaldon writes solid fiction that moves at a perfect pace most of the time and she has fewer annoying writers’ foibles than most. The historical part of the storyline tends to drag a bit around the fourth and fifth works in the series (particularly The Fiery Cross, which I didn’t finish) but the pace picks up again in the sixth novel. I like these books so much that I’m actually re-reading the first one right now even though it’s been only six or seven months since I read it the first time!
2. White As Snow by Tanith Lee. Fans of fantasy and sci-fi have altars built to Tanith Lee and I can see why after reading this book! Her storytelling is vivid yet surreal and the darkness of the tale just gets deeper and deeper until you begin to wonder how much darker it can get. The happily-ever-after isn’t a given in this story - not just because the original Snow White story didn’t have a happy ending but also because the characters are far too interesting - lurid, even - to allow something so trite.
3. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith. Somehow I imagine that Jane Austen would appreciate this story were she living today. I have tried to read Jane Austen and the only one of her novels I’ve been able to slog my way through was Mansfield Park. I’ve watched the BBC movie version of Pride and Prejudice, though, and Grahame-Smith has hit on every key point with such exactitude that I kept laughing out loud while I was reading. The illustrations enhance the experience. It’s fantastic to see Miss Elizabeth Bennett kicking a little ass.
4. The Golden Compass (first in a trilogy - published in the UK as Northern Lights) by Phillip Pullman. Preadolescent Lyra Belacqua, our recalcitrant heroine, is one of the greatest characters in all of fiction. She makes mousy Meg Murray of A Wrinkle in Time appear spineless. Pullman has garnered acclaim for this trilogy because the writing is vibrant, the theme compelling - and he has been the target of religious groups who dislike his portrayal of religion. I find his secular message to be a beautiful paean to humanism.
Genre gets a lot of heat, which is peculiar considering such literary travesties as The Confederacy of Dunces not only being published but winning prizes. Seriously? As the great Chabon might say, “Don’t genre hate, congratulate.” I mean, reading Beckett is well and good, but it just isn’t any fun.

If I've got to choose one of these, it'd have to be . . .

  • Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Seth Grahame-Smith (40%, 55 Votes)
  • The Golden Compass by Phillip Pullman (39%, 54 Votes)
  • Outlander by Diana Gabaldon (9%, 13 Votes)
  • Watt by Samuel Beckett (6%, 9 Votes)
  • White as Snow by Tanith Lee (6%, 8 Votes)

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Let the press begin!

Sunday, April 18th, 2010

Here is some of the press so far. Thank you to all the media outlets and journalists who’ve been kind enough to do everything from blurb to write reviews and article about this project and this book.

Is this the apocalypse? Maybe. It could just be a personal problem.

James Kaelan’s We’re Getting On was the last book to remind me why I love books so much. A collection of 2 long and 2 short interconnected stories, this text challenges the very notion of progress by evaluating the roles of technology and imagination in a modern, ecologically unsustainable society. The vision is undaunted and as clear as skies must have been before the industrial age.

The first story, “A Deliberate Life,” provides a vivid snapshot of the kind of hipster life where “you’re only allowed to worry about things that don’t matter, like bands and trials and fashion,” where, due to a lack of funds … well. I’ll let the no-nonsense protagonist Josh tell you about it:

“I should explain that in Midtown, because none of us can afford the cover charge at The Park (though none of us could go there if we could), we have to settle for the second string girls who’re willing to put up with fruit flies in their vermouth. (read more)

  • Monkey Bicycle says some absolutely grand things about the project!

One of the things I’ve always wanted to try with Monkeybicycle is to manufacture its print issues on recycled paper, using soy-based inks. Environmentalism is something that I’m very heavily involved in, and I want to do my part. Publishing books isn’t exactly the best way to do that, so I did a bit of research on how to lower Monkeybicycle’s impact on the earth and it definitely seems feasible to lower it. I’ve wanted to do this from issue one, but have never had the money-it’s slightly more expensive to use environmentally friendly materials-but I think costs are coming down a bit as more people look into these possibilities, so I’m giving it some hard thought for future issues. Of course, I wouldn’t be able to make the books completely carbon-free because of shipping, so maybe I’ll find a way to plant some trees to make up for that. (read more).

  • Then there’s Roxanne Gay’s piece over at HMTL Giant, a plug over at The Millions, and over at Annalemma.

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  • We’re Getting On (Novella) 1st Ed

_____________by James Kaelan

This first edition of We’re Getting On is made of 100% post-consumer paper, is biodegradable, and the cover contains birch seeds that, we’re this book to be planted, would grow into trees.


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You receive . . .

  • We’re Getting On (Novella) 1st Ed

_____________by James Kaelan

  • We’re Getting On (Novel) 2nd Ed

_____________by James Kaelan

  • Your Name (or a name of your choosing) printed in the 2nd Ed. of We’re Getting On under the section “This book was made possible by-”
  • Postcard: James will send you a handwritten postcard from the 1900 mile book tour, by bike.
  • Limited Ed. Zero Emission Book Project Tour Poster
  • Instant download of ‘The Murderous Cowboys’ live album, written about in We’re Getting On, 2nd Ed.

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The Lazarus Project, by Aleksandar Hemon

Friday, April 16th, 2010

Michael Pinker | Review of Contemporary Fiction

Vladimir Brik intends to write a novel about the senseless murder of Ukrainian Jewish immigrant Lazarus Averbuch by Chicago’s chief of police in 1908, the event’s historical backdrop calling attention to a widespread xenophobia riveting the national consciousness, stirred by the news media to fever pitch. A Bosnian immigrant like his creator, married to an Irish-American surgeon, Brik feels guilty at his lack of publication and dependence on his wife. A chance encounter leads him to win a grant to support research on the unfortunate Lazarus, who survived a pogrom to seek the American dream, only to be gunned down in his new home shortly afterward. Hemon’s double narrative begins with Lazarus’s murder, then alternates between events surrounding its aftermath and the peregrinations of Brik and his slick sidekick, Rora Halilbašić, photographer and raconteur, whose winning savoir faire spices the pair’s efforts to comb Lazarus’s past in the old country. (Read More)

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The Ambivalence Artist — Review of Coetzee’s ‘Diary of a Bad Year’

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

David Marcus Dissent Magazine

J.M. Coetzee made an early career out of ambivalence. Restrained and impersonal, he mined the caverns of despair from the safe distance of allegory and literary appropriation. Life and Times of Michael K, his 1983 Booker Prize winner, tracked the itinerant life of a slow-witted gardener in the sparse prose of Kafka. Foe, a work of revisionist and feminist genius, challenged the rugged masculinity of Defoe’s Robinson Crusoe by inhabiting the voice of an imagined female companion. Master of Petersburg occupied not only the melancholic timbre of a Dostoevsky novel—it was, after all, about the great master—but also the stilted Victorian English of a Constance Garnett translation.

Over the past decade, however, Coetzee has adopted an increasingly direct and confessional style. Once dedicated to ectomorphic reticence, he has now allowed himself the fattier tissues of biography. Beginning with his second Booker Prize winner, the 1997 Disgrace, he has spoken through a series of half-selves. Reclusive and dissatisfied, the protagonists of Disgrace, Elizabeth Costello, and Slow Man laid bare the moral and psychological crises of a midlife colonial: shame and guilt foremost, but also the persistent anxieties of physical and sexual decline.

At first glance, Diary of a Bad Year, Coetzee’s most recent entry, seems to follow this “late” tendency toward novelized autobiography. A book of journal entries, it maps the tortuous cartography of Coetzeean doubt through a near biographical stand-in: the eponymous John C, author of Waiting for the Barbarians and recent émigré from South Africa to Australia (a migration Coetzee himself made in 2002). (Read More)

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An Open Letter to Poets Who Hate the Creative Writing MFA

Tuesday, April 6th, 2010

It’s not hard to find an expert on Master of Fine Arts programs in creative writing—if you’re looking, that is. Check your local bookstore, or any online marketplace, and you’ll discover that there are only three books on the market that address this particular field of graduate study, almost certainly the fastest-growing field of study in the United States. And only one of these books profiles even a single MFA program in detail. Log on to Google and you’ll witness a similar phenomenon: There are only four high-traffic community blogs, anywhere on the internet, that cater specifically to current MFA students or MFA applicants. Check out the national magazines and the numbers are even grimmer—only one comprehensive ranking of full-residency MFA programs has ever been published in print. And yet applications to the top 50 MFA programs in creative writing are up 25% to 150% since last year. If anyone at the New York Times Education Desk were aware of this you could probably expect an article on the surge in MFA applications sometime in the next week. For any field of graduate study to see an increase of such magnitude in just twelve months is astonishing and surely historic; yet equally astonishing is how little time it would take anyone interested in this phenomenon to answer the “how” or “why” of it. If you want to know—if you really want to know—it only takes a magazine article or two, or a blog or two, or a single used copy of a book, to get you your answer.

Poets in particular love to talk about MFA programs, usually in tones appropriately categorized as apocalyptic and with a level of prior research knowledge that could only be expressed as a negative integer. MFA programs will destroy American poetry, we are regularly told. Ron Silliman recently likened these graduate courses of study to “polio” (he later apologized, on the grounds that the comment was unintentionally insulting to physically-challenged persons). Linh Dinh sagely informed the readers of Harriet, the blog of the Poetry Foundation, that MFA students and applicants were “suckers” and that MFA programs constituted a “racket” run by, in many instances, “careerist creeps.” A recent Pulitzer Prize-winning poet translated the acronym for the degree into a three-word epithet involving mothers that can’t be repeated here—and then posted this felicitous discovery on Facebook. This is only a glimpse of the general tenor of MFA-related discourse among poets; in fact, poets have been waxing apoplectic about MFA programs for years now, and what’s more, in numbers. What the above detractors and nearly all their predecessors have in common is that they didn’t write any of the books on MFA programs alluded to above. They don’t participate in online MFA-applicant communities, either, though such communities now boast a daily readership in the thousands. Nor do these detractors appear to have read much—or anything, really—about MFA programs in national magazines. Or anywhere else. In fact, they didn’t even attend MFA programs themselves (and argue, implicitly, that they don’t know any truly innovative poet who did, so we can assume they either have no friends with an MFA or else no friends with identifiable talent). Yet the poetry community has hustled far more than is usual for the artist class to give these folks whatever microphones are available. Poets love their doomsayers.

So how often, one might ask, do major contemporary American poetry fora (like Harriet) publish commentary about MFA programs by MFA faculty, MFA graduates, current MFA students, current MFA applicants, or MFA experts? About as often as contemporary poets write paeans to happiness, one might say. Good news is substantially less interesting than bad news, whatever the topic or the medium.

So, the good news: The national network of MFA programs is well on its way to becoming the largest and best-funded patronage system for artists in the history of Art. To liken the MFA to the Serviceman’s Readjustment Act of 1944—also known as the G.I. Bill—would at present be only moderately rather than thoroughly ludicrous. And in ten years’ time it may well be something approaching entirely apt. To provide some of the history MFA detractors don’t know or don’t care about and therefore can’t or won’t provide their readers: Twenty-five years ago, when there were only a few dozen MFA programs, rather than the two hundred there are now, it was possible and perhaps (at a real stretch) reasonable for MFA programs to employ the “professional-school” model of education funding because competition for teaching jobs was keen but not—as now—literally unthinkably fierce. A single book might possibly land one a full-time job with some regularity, and MFA programs were enough of a boutique concept that they were more likely to be recognized and favored by those with the present financial means to pay for them. Also, there was minimal oversight of the field, so no watchdog institution stood ready and willing to call foul. (Spoiler: That’s still the case.) The professional-school funding model is one in which the student pays his or her own way, because the program, the theory goes, is preparing the student for a paying job in the field immediately or near-immediately upon graduation.

In 2010, the conventional wisdom is worlds away from what it once was: Trawl online communities or published articles pertaining to the creative writing MFA and you’ll see repeated, endlessly, experts and aspiring poets’ and writers’ belief that the MFA, as a terminal degree, should be fully funded just like other terminal degrees; that unfunded offers of admission should be turned down with the same alacrity by poets and writers as they are scorned by aspiring doctoral students in physics and chemistry; that as there are no jobs for MFA graduates available, broadly speaking, and as the MFA is not, by itself, anything like sufficient qualification for full-time employment at a university, anyone who graduates from an MFA should expect to find some other kind of employment unless and until they publish widely enough to merit consideration for a professorship (assuming they want one); that because the MFA is not a time-sensitive degree, one ought to feel comfortable applying to MFAs in successive years until one receives a fully-funded offer of admission; that in light of the foregoing, one ought not go into debt for an MFA program; and that MFA programs that still rely on the professional-school model of education funding are increasingly likely to be scorned by applicants and thus widely considered less august as institutions. Anyone who follows MFA programs with any regularity knows that all this is only a small piece of the current conventional wisdom about the degree—it might also be said that students today are more interested in finding a community than receiving hierarchical instruction, more interested in having time to write unmolested by the workaday world than gaining teaching experience—but for present purposes the distinctions made above suffice to set the scene.

The facts on the ground do not belie this conventional wisdom—they confirm it. Approximately forty programs now fully fund three-quarters or more of their incoming students. Roughly two dozen more fully fund between a third and three-quarters of matriculants. (It can rightly be said, now, that there is no evident cause for an aspiring novelist or poet to apply to any program where full funding is not a distinct possibility.) More and more programs are three years in duration instead of two, and allow students to fulfill a majority of their credit requirements with internships, independent study, thesis hours, and workshops. Across the board—nearly without exception—programs that do not fund their students well are seeing drops in their national ranking. The best-funded programs are—again with startling consistency—seeing the nation’s highest increases in applications and notable increases in prestige. And just as the G.I. Bill made it possible for a generation of soldiers to pursue their higher-education ambitions largely on the public dime, so too are public-school MFA programs, especially those not on the coasts, increasingly the most likely to be using their largely-government-sponsored endowments to fund MFA programs that pay young poets and writers simply to write (and perhaps teach two or three hours a week for thirty weeks a year; not bad, when the rest of the nation is busting its hump sixty-plus hours forty-nine weeks a year). Every current trend in MFA admissions suggests that the unfunded MFA is a dying breed, and that the notion of the MFA program as preparation for immediate post-graduate professional employment is wholly obsolete—yet to hear MFA detractors tell the story absolutely nothing has changed in graduate study in creative writing in the last half-century. That it is these ill-informed Nostradamuses who are being given the largest microphones is a tragedy; the nation’s young poets and writers deserve better. They deserve a public dialogue about MFA programs that depicts the MFA application experience—and the in-program MFA experience, and the MFA-as-cultural-phenomenon experience—as they themselves have understood and lived it, and as can reasonably be projected out into the future with even a rudimentary understanding of Where We Are Now.

The present conversation over the propriety and efficacy of MFA programs presumes much and explains little. We are told that MFA programs are the “but-for” cause of a massive de-fanging of American poetics, yet no case studies, anecdotes, or exemplars are ever provided, nor could they be—the same poets might well have developed in the same way without an MFA, which is (coincidentally) precisely the position of the MFA programs themselves, as despite crowing over the successes of their graduates these programs are also quite clear that they can’t and don’t teach anyone “how to write.” Often, MFA detractors like Donald Hall fall back on the comparison of unlike things: The work of inexperienced twenty-two year-old MFA students is compared, incredibly, to that of the Masters, and then when it is found (shockingly) to be wanting, the MFA and the MFA alone is blamed. (Instead, we might compare a random set of twenty-two year-old untutored and isolated poets with a similarly-aged and similarly-sized set of poets attending programs of study more difficult to gain admission to than Harvard Law School, where they are now being taught by, say, Peter Gizzi, Cole Swensen, Dean Young, or Alice Fulton; or, we might compare a large number of older poets without MFAs, and a large number of older poets with MFAs, and see whether a single twenty-one-month immersion in the Academy many years or even decades ago ruined any of the latter group for the rest of their writing lives. Of course, only a handful of MFA programs have even been around long enough for historic comparisons of this sort to be made. Unless Donald Hall thinks such disparate Iowa Writers’ Workshop graduates as Dan Beachy-Quick, Joshua Clover, Albert Goldbarth, Jorie Graham, Matthea Harvey, Philip Levine, Alice Notley, Bob Perelman, D.A. Powell, Mark Strand, and Rachel Zucker are all writing identical “McPoems”?)

It is implied, then, that the Academy is a hotbed of cronyism—yet it was Academy-sponsored first-book contests which became the “first adopters” of “blind submissions” and rigid CLMP ethics standards, even as the non-Academy publishing scene has for decades taken evident pride in basing publishing decisions (i.e. aesthetic decisions) in significant part on social relationships and group dynamics. While it’s not clear that any sub-community of contemporary American poetry has yet found an open path toward “meritocracy”—and while it’s not even clear what a meritocracy in Art would look like or mean, apart from a commitment to fair and transparent process (e.g., blind submissions, no cronyism or nepotism, and comprehensive published guidelines)—the Academy is certainly as far down this road as anyone else is. Nor is there any indication that Academy sub-communities are any more exclusive (as in, “excluding”) than non-Academy sub-communities: The proof of this is that anyone seeking admission to one of the nation’s two hundred MFA programs can, with sufficient time and effort, do so, whoever they are, whereas breaking into the hipster scene in New York, Chicago, or San Francisco requires social skills as much as artistic ones. And certainly there are even smaller sub-communities outside the Academy that are even more hostile to those they perceive as being unlike them in any of a series of specified ways. In contrast, the Academy offers young poets and writers all across the country, whatever their background, access to an increasingly diverse community of peers—in places like Lawrence, KS; Richmond, VA; Laramie, WY; Corvallis, OR; and San Marcos, TX—whereas non-Academy communities, particularly those with publishing organs, are located primarily in major urban areas where young people find it difficult to get a decent job or afford decent housing (often forcing those who seek out such communities to spend more time bussing tables than writing poems; a sixty-hour work-week doing back-breaking labor in New York City is a far cry from teaching a single, two-hour-a-week section of composition in, say, Ann Arbor or Madison). In short, when we are assured, in sage tones, that avoiding an MFA altogether is clearly and unambiguously better for the psyche and wallet and talent and sense of belonging of the young poet, such assurances are always conspicuously and dare I say suspiciously light on details.

The MFA hasn’t killed, won’t kill, and can’t kill the ingenuity of the American poet, and those who’ve thus far stood on the sidelines and cast stones as much or more at the next generation of poets as they have at MFA faculties and administrators should consider putting their time and energy where their words have been and are. Yes, there are some MFA programs that continue to exploit their applicants and their students; in many instances, these programs are partially staffed by friends and acquaintances of those who’ve to date reserved their ire for the twenty-somethings who innocently apply in the thousands to such programs every year. Want to help the next generation of poets rather than merely excite the air with your hands and mouth (and in so doing denigrate their ambitions)? Urge your friends and acquaintances to tirelessly seek out even a fraction of the funding for their students that their employers currently find for faculty salaries. Urge more experimental poets and writers, not fewer, to find jobs in the degree programs that now act as patrons to thousands of poets and writers every year—as if poets and writers will in the future find their communities in, and receive daily inspiration from, their peers and mentors at MFA programs, instead of railing against this circumstance to no evident effect why not make sure the education these poets and writers are receiving is worthy of their promise and their courage in pursuing an artist’s life? Perhaps you could pass round a contract amongst your friends and acquaintances saying that none of them will accept employment at any university program that makes a majority of their incoming students go into deep debt for a non-professional, non-marketable art-school degree. Perhaps you could offer a word of kindness, publicly, for a program like the University of Texas at Austin, which annually gives a bevy of poets and writers more than $27,000 apiece in non-teaching fellowships. (This is exactly the sort of government largesse that many MFA detractors regularly seek for themselves in the form of government grants, suggesting that the shirt-rending over MFA programs has less to do with whether such programs serve writers well, and more to do with an historic and aesthetically-based opposition to the Academy—an opposition that was more grounded in fact when Allen Tate, not Lyn Hejinian, was one of the nation’s most revered creative writing professors). Perhaps you could engage actual MFA applicants in conversation in the handful of easily-located communities where they dwell online. Or read a book or a magazine from the last ten years that speaks to the MFA phenomenon. Or sponsor roundtables in your online magazines in which MFA detractors are put in dialogue with MFA advocates rather than allowed to shout them down or (far more likely and more often) crowd them out entirely. Perhaps greater intellectual honesty—like not failing to mention the prior MFA study of some of the experimental poets you most admire, or conceding that the old European patronage system was far more destructive to Art than the new one Americans have devised, or recognizing that young American poets have been paying for poetry instruction ever since the first university initiated a Creative Writing track in its English major—is what’s really called for here.

Or perhaps it’s merely a matter of common sense: If a poet spends sixty years writing, what harm does two or three years under any particular poet’s on-again off-again tutelage do, and/or how is such tutelage different from non-Academy mentorship, and/or why would anyone assume that any independent-minded poet is going to offer up his or her individuality as a artist on the altar of this-a-one or that-a-one? If you wouldn’t, why would anyone else? Poets who attend MFA programs are as stubborn and egotistical and arrogant as those who don’t, surely. In any case, whatever you choose to do—whether you are an MFA detractor, the publisher of such detractors, or a current higher-up in a program that may be ill-serving the financial futures of its incoming students—do not continue to do what it seems many of you are doing now: Speaking from a studied ignorance and/or an instinctive defensiveness, and accepting any and every invitation to hold forth on things of which you have, it must be said, much opinion but little understanding. The singer-songwriter Jewel one day decided to become a “poet” (cf. A Night Without Armor), and you, it sometimes seems with equal forethought and preparation, have cast yourself in the role of someone with an understanding for how the MFA phenomenon has developed and is still developing in America. Whether this is a convenient truth for you or not, the fact remains that the American poetry community is early in the third decade of a fifty-year revolution, one which will change forever how American poets live and write and are invested in and are encouraged. You can start spending your time and energy and money fighting for positive change within this emerging but still imperfect cultural framework, as many others are now doing, or else continue to stand in the schoolhouse door. It’s your choice—and, until cooler heads at the larger fora prevail, apparently your microphone as well.


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